This is a blog about stuff. Also things. There will be some things. BUT NO DOODADS!
(via changetheworldlaugh)
Happy World Turtle Day!
Did you know the maximum recorded lifespan of a tortoise is 255 years old?
I LIKE TURTLES!
i live in district 7……. i think
This says I live in D6, even though I’m the Mayor of D7
D5 better watch out for Johanna
Somewhere near the border of 12 and 13.
bleeding heart dove, the dove that always looks like it just walked away from a driveby shooting
(via festofiesta)
OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
GLaDOS works for Proactiv now.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who read that in GLaDOS voice…
But seriously if this is the first thing you make you think twice about buying Proactiv, I’m sorry.
It’s just a shitty product all around. u_u
i’m covered in zits and so is my bf :3c
………i cant believe this is real
If your advertising campaign reminds people of a homicidal robot you’re doing it terribly wrong.
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn’t come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn’t come, either, because you don’t have any other friends because of how unlikable and acne ridden you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: “Unlikable and acne ridden. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned. Also, completely covered in terrible acne.” That’s exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that’s funny, too.
^^^
this fucking thread
“If your advertising campaign reminds people of a homicidal robot you’re doing it terribly wrong.”
Let’s reiterate that.
“If your advertising campaign reminds people of a homicidal robot you’re doing it terribly wrong.”
damn proactive, sounds like someone needs a hug
“Fatty Acne Fatty! Ance Adopted Fatty!”
Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all!
If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal…
…that it is actually a door frame!!
It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off a piece that was actually recovered:
This piece isn’t more than 3cm at maximum thickness!
In reality, if the panel in the movie was based off the actual panel,
It shouldn’t have held either of them afloat!!
Holy fuck
omfg Layton
LAYTON PLEASE
MAAATH!!!
So everyone died? Well, still a better love story than Twilight.
John Egbert (for simplicity’s sake), Steve the Minecraft Guy, and… -has to think- Sabatsuki.
Wait. Fuck. Sabi is a psychotic shut in. She shouldn’t be the protagonist. Bluh. I guess I’ll be fine anyways. -wishes I played Portal recently-
Roxas from KH, Chell from Portal and uh uh
I guess Subject Delta from Bioshock 2?
…yes.
The Courier (Fallout New Vegas), Korra (Legend of Korra) and Hellboy (Hellboy comics)
God damn that’s an awesome team.
Nobel 6, Master Chief, and Chell. I think I’m good. >=)
Ingredients of life
Illustrations of Chemical compounds by Rex
An ultra-cool set of posters! Dopamine is the one I am most familiar with and it’s a very interesting chemical not only because it causes our emotional responses, but because it controls the ‘reward system’ of our brain which in turn motivates us to repeat actions that we enjoy (even if they are not good for our overall health, as is the case with chemical addiction).
But rather than dwelling too much on the more serious effects of these chemical responses, focus more on the greatness of the posters!
I marvel at the simplicity of happiness and the complexity of love. How meaningful and significant.
(via orangedahlias)
How the fuck does Indiana have an A-
Well, Ohio has a B which is my home state and yet Kentucky, my school state, has a D. What the fuck, guys? You’re right next to each other. Not to mention you’re both right next to Indiana, who has an A-.
I bet Indiana’s parents are very proud. I bet Indiana studies hard and does the dishes and takes the trash out without its parents asking it to a hundred times. Why can’t you two be more like Indiana?
Sigh.
I’m not mad, Kentucky. I’m just disappointed.
Don’t be fooled; Indiana is nothing but corn and meth labs
Sitting pretty in California
Sasha would be proud of me
Missouri has a C
I feel they are being rather generous with us.
Arkansas got a B+
What the hell.
New Jersey: D. That’s really sad.
